lying is like 95% of what I do.
still got my $$$  ☯

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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no-homohowell:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry
phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost
vvni:

Crashing in Blue by Daniel Montero

end-willow-pape:

When you spend 3 energy but only get 2 stars

hopelessly—devoted:

Why are you so obsessed with me

seventeeneblack:

Me:

You:

pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing
cheleny:

Awww, too cute!